There’s been so much hype about Indonesia. We just don’t understand why.
That could only mean one thing – these people must never have travelled to other destinations before.
Here’s 17 reasons to convince you that travelling to Indonesia is absolutely pointless.
1. It’s not like Indonesia has a great sunrise view.
Borobudur temple
Photo via Marc Schmittbuhl
2. Light from heaven? Come on, it’s only Jomblang cave in Yogyakarta.
3. The glowing lava at Kawah Ijen Volcano is so blue it hurts.
Photo via Puchong Pannoi
If you are still not intimidated by it, you should follow us on Instagram
Photo by Olivier Grunewald
Thumbnail by: Olivier Grunewald
4. There’s really nothing to see at Munduk Moding Plantation, just clouds.
Infinity pool at Munduk Moding Plantation
5. See crater lakes in Mount Kelimutu? Nay, not pretty either.
Yeah, they will change colour, but that’s all.
Photo via holykaw.alltop
6. A sea of ugly islands you don’t need to check out?
Wayag islands at Raja Ampat
7. Water bungalows in Raja Ampat? Ugh, the water is too dirty!
Misool Eco Resort
8. Watch the sunrise at Tebing Keraton in Bandung? I would rather snuggle in my bed.
Photo via rajatourbandung
They say Tebing Keraton is the coolest destination in Bandung on Instagram. I say, spare me please, I can see the same thing in Norway.
9. There’s no interesting wildlife in Indonesia.
Traveling to Komodo Islands is like entering the Jurassic Park. Why would you risk your life getting eaten up by these wildly-roaming monsters that can grow up to 3m?!
The one-ton heaviest known bony fish Mola Mola is not interesting either, seriously, don’t bother diving at Nusa Penida.
10. Don’t even mention the stingless jellyfish in Kakaban islands, they are truly gross.
Photo via CheanChong Lim
11. Panoramic view at Kalibiru, Bukit Menoreh? Nope, you will fall to your death.
Photo via Sherly Septiana
12. Desert? There’s not even a blade of grass here at Gurun Pasir.
Why bother going to Gurun Pasir at Mount Bromo?
13. Too humid and wet in Green Canyon Java.
Photo via youkeepustraveling
14. Indonesia has no culture.
What about the Minangkabau dance again?
Photo via archipelagofastfact
You have to take more than 11 hours to reach the Wae Rebo Traditional Village. Are you sure you want to see this weird place?
Photo via Minakmataphotography
And what’s so special about these paper and bamboo monsters during the Ogoh Ogoh festival in Bali?
Photo via thejakartapost
15. Kenawa Island in Sumbawa just resembles Middle Earth. Now what’s all that hype about?
Really, what’s there?
Photo via telusuri.org
16. Have I told you about the smelly white lake at Kawah Putih?
Photo via Vebi
17. You will be alone in Karimunjawa with lots of tiny islands like this.
Photo via Eri
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